I Am Tech-Geek
To the tune of: I Am Woman Helen Reddy from "Helen Reddy's Greatest Hits"
I’m a tech-geek hear me bore
In the tech-speak you abhor
And I know you nod your head and just pretend
'cause you've heard it all before
Giga-bytes, RAM and OS gore
But how it works you’ll never try to know
CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can fix anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I’m a tech-geek
Your dead Dell may sometimes vex me
But it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
With new methods I can ponder
'cause I’ve learned new OS secrets from my toil
CHORUS
I am a geek, hear me swear
And pull out most of my hair
As I reboot it for ‘bout the hundredth time
But you know that I will win
As the hard disk starts to spin
With no sign of a virus, it’s just fine
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can fix anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I’m a tech-geek
Oh, I’m a tech-geek
I am invincible
I am strong
FADE
I’m a tech-geek
I am invincible
I am strong
I’m a tech-geek