I am Cow
(Parody on the Arrogant Worms song of the same title)
I am Cow
Hear me moo
I am not afraid of you
'Cuz I won't be near your barbecue
Carrots, squash, beans, rice, and red beets
Are the sum of all that you eats
I am cow,
I am cow, hear me moo!
I am cow, safe from you
On my leg you wouldn't chew
and my ribs are never on your plate.
Though I'm a ton of dinner
You avoid me and get thinner
I am cow.
I am cow, I love you.
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From Delmar to even Troy
You make me safe from girl and boy
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow.
Hear me moo
I am not afraid of you
'Cuz I won't be near your barbecue
Carrots, squash, beans, rice, and red beets
Are the sum of all that you eats
I am cow,
I am cow, hear me moo!
I am cow, safe from you
On my leg you wouldn't chew
and my ribs are never on your plate.
Though I'm a ton of dinner
You avoid me and get thinner
I am cow.
I am cow, I love you.
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From Delmar to even Troy
You make me safe from girl and boy
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow.